Wednesday 31 July 2013

Gambling, rehabbing and bar hopping!

Well, time continues to march on, as does my recovery.  Unfortunately, it feels like time is moving super quickly while my recovery does the feckin opposite!  Patience was never a strength of mine and I’m really struggling with the total inactivity that my current condition dictates.  Everyone around me tells me that I’m making fantastic progress – going to the pub on crutches instead of in a wheelchair was a big milestone (both for me and the landlords till!!)  I  know I am progressing, it just feels like it’s happening at a snails pace.  One of my rehab consultants suggested that I learn some formal relaxation techniques.  I can’t print what I said inside my head at that suggestion, as I’m sure the puritanical blogger.com admin people would auto delete the various swear words, but what came out was “Yeah, thanks for that – I don’t think that’s really me though”.  Which I thought was very well held.

The gradual transformation of Chez Jones into a well-equipped gym has continued with the arrival of my parallel bars.  I’m finding them really useful and have already noticed a difference in my ability to walk without holding on (I know, who’d have thought that’d be a big deal apart from on an especially large weekend!)  Mr. J (pictured right :-)) and a few of the other usual suspects have also
found them to be much fun, with various attempts at swinging, jumping and general silliness happening regularly.  It’s bound to end in tears – I can just see me being the one to dial 999 for someone lying prone on the dining room floor – oh, the irony….
 
Finally to the gambling.  I went to Ascot races last weekend and had a bloody brilliant time.  Lots of wine and lots of winning, which pretty much sums up how the races should be.  J  Mr. J, by the way, who bleats on about the correct way to gamble, the lineage of horses, blah, blah, blah, won nothing.  Just saying.
Onwards and upwards - with a little bit of sideways thrown in for good measure....

Thursday 18 July 2013

Crutches, steroids and sulking



Yay!  I’ve moved on from my rollator to crutches, which is fantastic.  Being on crutches is a huge step forward and makes me feel less like a pensioner and more like some young (ish) sports injury victim.  They allow me to move around more freely so I’m now going to be out and about more often.  J  I’m also back in the kitchen telling Kevin how to do various and sundry tasks, which he’s really enjoying.  He’s been excelling at all things domestic since the big C entered our world, the most recent activity being flower arranging.  Yes, you read that right.  Today, he arrived back from shopping with not one, not two, but three bunches of flowers all of which are now artfully arranged around the house.  Feel free to pop over, say hello and check them out...

The flowers do look beautiful and cheer me up no end.  I’ve needed cheering up recently as I’ve had major steroid comedowns and sulks going on.  The main reason being that for years, I’ve manfully attended Henley regatta and festival in all sorts of dull, grey, cloudy and sometimes downright torrential conditions.  The one year I’m out of action it’s bloody glorious for both of them.  Typical.  This wasn’t helped by facebook.  Virtually everyone I know felt the unresistable urge to share the wonderful time they were having with the world.  Yes, yes, I know,  stop whinging Aideen, you didn’t have to read it!  Although I was obviously thrilled for you all, I can’t say I’m sorry the Henley summer madness is over for the moment.  I can get on with recovering without feeling I’m missing out on the best regatta and festival ever.  Aaaaghhh……
Finally, I’m off for what should be my last chemo session next week.  I’m hoping that this time will be as amusing as the last when the most amazing elderly man was having a treatment the same day.  He was an awfully posh chap by the name of William, “but you my dahling may call me Bill”.  He was also blind.  He kept us all amused for the duration of the crappy chemo session by flirting outrageously with the nurses and regaling us with Tam o’  Shanter by the inimitable Robbie Burns which he was reading using Braille.  His friend was with him and when asked a question by one of the nurses, actually used the phrase ‘what, what, what?’ in a genuine, not taking the piss way.  Brilliant. I was in hysterics at and with the two of them for hours.   Bill was a shining example of someone who refuses point blank to let lifes challenges get him down.  An inspirational man.

Monday 1 July 2013

News Flash!

Thanks so much for all the good wishes yesterday, you can now all uncross your various body parts.

After a nervewracking wait when I alternated between being ready to chew my own arm off with nerves or burst into tears at any second, we went in to see 'the man'.

And yay!!! The news was good!  Very good in fact :-) I'm responding really well to treatment and all is on track. Actually, it's better than on track - I've screeched into the lead in this battle. As planned and hoped, I'm kicking the proverbial arse out of the cancer.

They're really happy with me, but not as happy as I am with me. I'm off now for a cheeky vino to celebrate. Please feel free to join me virtually.