All going well. So what's next??

Again, it's been a while since I've last posted and lots of exciting things have been happening.

Firstly, I went to Old Trafford with my niece & nephew.  Old Trafford!!  Crowds, steps, mayhem - something I never thought I'd be able to do or cope with again. Also, given the dismal performances Man United have put in this year I wasn't optimistic about having a 'great' day out, but apparently, miracles truly do happen - and I don't mean my recovery!  Ryan Giggs led us to a glorious (well alright, an average) victory against Norwich and the atmosphere was amazing, so all in all, a fantastic day.  Then, the following weekend, I visited lots of family in Ireland over Easter, which was lovely.  It was my first time going home since I became ill - again something I wasn't sure I'd do again, so all the more special because of that.

I also hosted a 'MacMillan Night In' a few weeks ago (the party person version of the MacMillan coffee morning), which went unbelievably well in terms of having a laugh with friends and fund-raising (over £400.00!!), but was a nightmare in other ways - dogs going mental at being locked away from everyone and new air conditioning unit flooding the bedroom while I partied on obliviously downstairs.  Nope, not joking - bedroom flooded - nightmare!  Thankfully I discovered it before it caused the ceiling to collapse on top of us, but it wasn't too late to make the room smell revolting.  There are no words for how nasty it smelt for the next few days - rancid, mouldy and rank are a few for starters...  The only way to get through that nonsense on the night was to pretend it wasn't happening and have fun.  Which we duly did.  The After Eight game will go down in history...well, local history anyway.  For legal reasons, I can't post any pictures of this outstanding event, but there are many (and one video Nikki Conlin ;-), and they are very funny.  For anyone who doesn't know the After Eight game, PM me and I'll fill you in.

Oh, and I've released my first movie since I last posted! Well, not quite, but I have put a compilation of videos that Kevin took charting my recovery on Youtube, which is sort of the same thing ;-) I've attached the link here if you'd like to watch it. Also, please feel free to share. My reason for doing this was that if it can inspire one person who is struggling through a horrible time to keep fighting, keep going, then it will be worth it. Frankly, it needs to do some good, because I look truly hideous in many parts of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jqqr6nZJaE&feature=youtu.be

Life is pretty much returning to normal now, as I'm able to do almost everything I could before, albeit a little more slowly and carefully.  Because of that, I've decided to try to use my horrible experience constructively, and raise some more money - this time for Cancer Research.  So, I, who couldn't walk at all this time last year, am going to try to do a 5k walk at the end of July!

Now, knowing me as you all do by now, you're probably thinking that there must be wine involved somewhere along the line in my 5k, and you'd be right.  The walk will be late morning, followed by a celebratory lunch afterwards, which will hopefully include lots of bubbles and yummy vino.  I'm walking on Sunday 27th July and finishing up at The Baskerville in Shiplake.  Feel free to pop in and have a drink on the day if you're in the vicinity.  Also, and much more importantly, feel free to sponsor me at https://www.justgiving.com/aideen-jones1 

Right, off to do some training now.  The walking kind, not the wine kind. :-)

A. xxx

School holidays, pools and a bit of bouncing

After the realisation while on holiday that once in the water, I can do pretty much anything, my physio and I have now decamped to the pool for my sessions.  Walking up the steps with my gym bag was a surreal moment – I definitely never thought I’d be doing that again! And those of you who are sniggering and thinking appearances would suggest I didn’t do it do it often enough before I became ill are correct too. ;-)

I love the pool at Castle Royle.  It’s wonderfully underused (wonderful from my perspective - less so, I suspect from theirs), so I expected to find the usual serene, quiet pool when we arrived.  I had visions of having an almost private environment for my rehab, which would have been ideal.

Unfortunately, I hadn’t factored the Easter school holidays in to that vision...

What we actually walked into was very different. It was full of children. I mean, really full. There must have been about 40 of them all shrieking, screeching and squealing. The noise was deafening. I cannot comprehend how parents cope with that. Kudos to you if you do. All I can think is that you must need industrial strength ear plugs, medication and therapy on a regular basis.

It might as well have been Dante’s seventh circle of hell as far as I was concerned and I wanted to turn tail and abandon this clearly foolhardy plan until the Easter holidays finish.  My physio however, is made of stern stuff.  She grabbed my elbow and marched me towards the pool, while telling me to wave my walking stick around in an out of control/threatening type way.  It worked.  In no time at all, we had a section of the pool to ourselves with all children and parents giving the strange, stick wielding ladies a wide berth.  Excellent. 

The session though tough, was really good, although I’m not sure bouncing (yes, bouncing) two lengths of the pool has done anything for my personal credibility.  Aside from the obvious lady bits, there was far more of me bouncing than there should be.  I did feel for the poor child swimming past me underwater with goggles on.  He'll probably never be the same again...

Nevertheless, it’s all helping get me where I need to be.  And that’s what it’s all about.

A calendar year - but an eternity in my life...

A year ago, to the day, I woke up paralysed from the chest down, completely unable to move. Within six hours, my life and the life of those closest to me, had been turned upside down. A year. 365 days. 8,760 hours. A lifetime... Without a doubt, this has been the hardest thing I've ever had to cope with (and I've had some doozies in my time - some self-inflicted and some not). Having said that, I think I have been lucky. I know not many people would describe my current situation as 'lucky', but over the past year I've gradually started to believe the many medical people (and the nosey old bags I run into on the street and at Waitrose) who tell me I am. Had it not been for cancer twisting around my spine and paralysing me, I'd never have known I had it. I was already at Stage 4 - there's only one stage after that and it's not a happy thought. But it did and so I'm still here. Bonus. The amazing medical care I've received, my sheer bloodyminded determination and the support of my amazing family and friends has meant that I've made way more progress that could have ever been expected. The fact that I'm sunning it up in the Caribbean is testament to that. :-) This trip has been incredible. I was super nervous about coming - afraid that I wouldn't be able to enjoy it to the full. I have yet again surprised myself and it's been one momentous moment after another. I've always been a water baby and the idea of being so close to the sea and by the pool without being able to get in and enjoy them would have been heartbreaking. On day 1, I faced the challenge of getting into the pool. Would I a) go arse over tit and enter gracelessly or would I b) manage to get in the water with some dignity still intact? The answer was a resounding b). Would I be able to stay upright when my visual cues were compromised by the water? Again, a resounding yes! Woohoo! Once I was in there I had another amazing realisation. I could do virtually everything I was able to do before all this shit happened. I was able to walk freely, swim exactly as before and most amazing of all I could run and twist about. I had the best 30 mins ever! Then I was knackered and had to get out. My stamina has been shot to pieces, clearly. On day 2, we decided I was ready to hit the beach. Eek!! Would I be able to cope on the unstable sand? How would I cope with the sea if I tried to paddle? Again, would the swirling water mess up the visual cues my brain needs to help my legs work? The answer again, was I could manage both (albeit with a little wobble when the water started swirling round my feet). Cue amazing walks on the beach with the odd paddle thrown in. Bliss. Basically, as this holiday and time generally goes on, I'm realising that there isn't really much I can't do anymore - I just need to do it more slowly and carefully. Also, I'm still going through physio rehab, so who knows how far I'll get on my long road to recovery? All I need to keep that momentum up is a few more Caribbean holidays, or perhaps a pool at home. Now, where's Kevin disappeared to....? ;-)

Moving on...

Well, hello again.  I didn’t expect to be writing this blog anymore, but over the last few weeks, I’ve had several people tell me I should.  My initial reasoning behind the blog was twofold; one to help me externalise and cope with what I was going through and two, to potentially help anyone else going through something similar.  As I moved through the recovery process and started to regain some semblance of normality, to be honest, I needed the blog less.  However, it would appear with all the nagging, from Mr. J in particular, that I should keep going with it.  I’m not sure how interesting or funny it’ll be now that I don’t have any face down, arse up stories, but I’ll give it a go.

So, the last time I posted, I’d just been given the news that I was clear of the bastard cancer and was in remission.  Huge news.  Massive.  So I went out and got well and truly inebriated – getting out of the pub and home was fun that night.  Being drunk doesn’t work well with crutches and no natural balance!

Anyhoo, given what the cancer had done I was clearly still left with the whole walking challenge.  Not ideal.  I was making fantastic progress given my initial prognosis, but it was still too slow for me.  I kept expecting too much and then being disappointed and frustrated with the reality.

Also, the unrelenting ‘positivity’ I was maintaining was wearing.  Exhausting even. Every now and then I wanted to rant, shout and cry.  I've found that facebook helps me meet and suppress that need.  There’s nothing like a drunken rant on arsebook to remind you the morning after that although you may not be well, you can still make yourself look like a total twat with minimal effort. Particular thanks go to Gary Francis and the Sneddons for reminding me of that. ;-)  Salutary lesson, duly noted, but one which I’m sure I’ll completely ignore next time I overdo it on the sauvignon blanc or rioja.

What’s that? A funny story to keep the readers hooked you say? Ok, I can do that.  Going to the local pub last week for Sunday lunch, Kevin and I were stopped in our tracks by an elderly lady.  I bloody love the elderly – they have no respect for privacy or personal space…  “What’s happened to you? Knee replacement?” she shouted from about 100 yards away.  “No” I said more quietly.  “What then?” she shouted.  Right then you nosey old bag, I thought, so I let her have the whole horrible story.  “Well” she said.  “Aren’t you a lucky girl!” “Am I?” I said.  “Yes”,she said.  “Two years ago, my son’s wife was at work – very bright and successful, just like you (little bit of preening), when she suddenly felt a bit odd and couldn’t feel her fingers.  She was rushed into hospital, two weeks later…..huge pause….DEAD!!!!”  “Really?” I said.  “Well that’s a hugely helpful story, thank you for that”. WTF??

But actually, in a funny way, the old dear was right.  Although I have permanent damage and will never again do a jig or walk a marathon, (was I ever going to do that anyway?) I am still here.  If the cancer hadn’t done its worst on my spine, we’d never have known it was there, and I definitely wouldn’t be around now to regale you with funny tales. Scary stuff when you think of it like that.

And on that bombshell, goodbye for now.

A. xxx