Sunday 30 June 2013

Conquering Everest and wet bums...

This weekend I slept in my own bed, with my husband, upstairs.  Yes, upstairs!

I conquered this personal Everest on Friday when my physio, the wonderful Carol, announced on her arrival that “the plan for today’s session is to get you up the stairs”.  I’d had no idea that she was so ambitious (for ambitious read deluded) and was duly terrified.
Never before have a set of stairs looked so daunting.  Standing at the bottom step was one of the scariest things I’ve ever done, but, I refuse to be beaten, so up I went.  And it was fine.  I wouldn’t say it was the smoothest stair climb I’ve ever done – it was slow, laborious and definitely not elegant, but I did it nonetheless.  Coming down is even less elegant, as I have to do it backwards at the moment, so whoever (usually the blessed Kevin) is behind me for safety gets a full-on view of my arse on the way down.  Isn’t he the lucky one!
He was excited about me being back upstairs at first, but then I started passing comment on the changes he’s made since I’d last been up there three months ago.  “Ooo, that looks nice”, “No, I don’t like that”, “That’ll need to be changed”.  I’m surprised he didn’t throw me back down the stairs straightaway. ;-)
Apart from that, the other big bit of news is that I had my ‘re-framing’ scan to assess the progress of the chemotherapy.  That was another experience I’ll happily forget.  I had to down half a litre of barium meal drink beforehand, which was vile!  It tasted like one of Macbeth’s witches had come up with a disgusting blend of vegetable oil, chalk, a token squeeze of orange juice and the odd bit of eye of newt and spleen of toad thrown in for good measure.  They also give you an injection of some weird stuff that dyes your blood so it shows up more clearly on the scan.  It’s heated in advance which they warned me would make it feel really weird, particularly around the bum area.  Apparently, there’s a large valve in each buttock where the blood pools?  Unsurprisingly, ‘they’ were right; it definitely did feel really weird - a bit like I'd wet myself actually.  Very disconcerting.
Anyway, it’s done now and I get the results on Monday afternoon.  Fingers, toes, legs and everything else crossed everyone …

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